I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
