so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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