have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
