So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Help me help you realize you are a moron
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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