is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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