u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
