im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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