He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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