I don't think brook has ever known best
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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