She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
