You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I lost the right to judge tonight
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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