I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
