But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
