Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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