Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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