It's Friday. Sex?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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