:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
