so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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