we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
