He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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