I didn't shave. On purpose
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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