I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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