The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You are a genius and a whore.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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