gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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