Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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