Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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