Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
