Nicole vs. Life
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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