ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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