the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Randomize
