Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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