what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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