So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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