He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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