My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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