I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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