belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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