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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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