Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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