I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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