please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
