your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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