i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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