who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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