Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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