dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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