I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you would pick up someone in the library
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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