Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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