i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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