We're facebook friends in real life
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
