if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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